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chipotle gift card whoever said "there's no such thing as a free lunch" is an idiot. it should be, "there's no such thing as a free lunch, because it costs 49 cents." i learned that after i mailed a ton of companies physical letters of praise, and got plenty of free lunches in return. and all it took was a forever stamp, a minute or two to write the letter, and an envelope. read on to see all the free stuff i got, and which companies are worth getting the ol' pen and paper out for.